Tagged: wrapping presents

Crap at Wrap(ping).

You want to know what is my least favorite thing about the holidays besides the constant droning background noise of Christmas music, the incessant give-me-money charity emails, and the pressure to spend money?

Wrapping presents.

I hate wrapping presents. Mostly because I am terrible wrapper.

See below.


Here is the gem that I gave Captain Apollo for his birthday. I didn’t have wrapping paper because I had just finished wrapping a present for my roommate Varenka, which turned out like this:

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I gave you a few different angles so you could truly appreciate how beautiful this package is. I seriously do not know how this happened, but I only had the end of the wrapping paper left, so that’s what she got.

I don’t know, internet. It always starts out okay, but then the paper gets all poufy and bend and I panic and just tape everything down.

At least you can’t tell when they’re under the tree.