You want to know what is my least favorite thing about the holidays besides the constant droning background noise of Christmas music, the incessant give-me-money charity emails, and the pressure to spend money?
I hate wrapping presents. Mostly because I am terrible wrapper.
Here is the gem that I gave Captain Apollo for his birthday. I didn’t have wrapping paper because I had just finished wrapping a present for my roommate Varenka, which turned out like this:
I gave you a few different angles so you could truly appreciate how beautiful this package is. I seriously do not know how this happened, but I only had the end of the wrapping paper left, so that’s what she got.
I don’t know, internet. It always starts out okay, but then the paper gets all poufy and bend and I panic and just tape everything down.
At least you can’t tell when they’re under the tree.