NaNoWriMo / Post 300.

If you couldn’t guess from the dorky image on the sidebar, I’m participating in NaNoWriMo this year, internet.

If you aren’t, like me, a dork dredged from the 7th level of internet hell, NaNoWriMo is an acronym for National Novel Writing Month. It’s basically a challenge to write a novel of 50,000 words during November. A little over 160,000 people typically participate in the (program? challenge? quest?) yearly, and maybe 20% of those participants finish their 50,000 words.

I have slightly more devious designs for my Nano participation this year, internet. If I devote my blog for the entire month of November to my manuscript, then on December 1st when the challenge is behind me I’ll only have 28 more days to finish my year-long blogging challenge.

28 more days. It boggles the mind, really.

Actually, this is post 300, by the way. Meaning I only have 65 days left. Yowza.

I figured I’d celebrate post 300 today by sharing a few of the weirder search terms by which people have found my site via Google.

Minus the pornier ones. Although, alarmingly, there are many.

playa seethrough
subject:”hey whts up”
dead whale scuputer
justin timberlake crying gif
goat jumping
valentine’s day with my cat
panicking ostrich meme
cats oblivious to porn
so i just got rejected by a grad school
morgan freeman swag
does morgan freeman cry cold beer
the worst kiss of my life
how to turn your phone into a tardis?
i just touched a boob
fluoxetine giving me smelly faeces
unapologetically beautiful
barney gets punched in the face
means girl feet judo
morgan freeman with cat sweater
cats on prozac for depression
how not to dress at a death metal concert

I can’t decide, after reading that list, if I’m having a good or a bad impact on you, internet.

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