I spent 15 hours in total at this convention this weekend, internet.
Shit got a little weird.
Theoretically, the booths were divided into sections for beauty, food, shopping, business, and travel, with two stages for fashion shows and informative talks and stripping firemen. Our booth, however, was in travel and there were ladies directly across from us selling candles, so I don’t know what that was about.
We formed an informal alliance with the candle ladies, the guys from the local radio station, and the caesar salad kit people, all of whom gave us free swag. Somehow I ended up with like 8 toothbrushes, because the teeth whitening people were super aggressive.
I ended up amusing myself by thinking up better slogans for some of the vendors there.
The storage unit guy:
“Do You Have a Lot of Things? We Can Help With That!”
The tarot card reader:
“I Saw What You Did There, and I See What You Will Do There, Also”
The designer denim shop:
“Apple Bottom Jeans”
“Not THAT Kind”
The gourmet nut shop:
“We Know Nuts”
….it was a long weekend, you guys.