50 little things
1. How many pets do you own?
2. What’s your least favorite season?
3. Do you prefer to text or call?
Depends? But generally calling.
4. Morning or night?
5. Do you like tacos?
Yes? Does it matter? Are you judging me on my Mexican food addiction?
6. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
An introvert with extroverty tendencies.
7. What’s your favorite desert?
8. Do you enjoy walks?
On occasion, given ideal weather and a good pair of shoes.
9. Are you a frequent user of Facebook?
10. Do you watch animated shows still?
11. Can you roll your tongue?
12. What’s your “lucky” number?
13. Are you scared of anything?
Thunderstorms, loud noises, heights, large interior spaces, centipedes, Bradley Cooper.
14. Big mac or big whopper?
15. Do you like to play board games?
16. Are you fond of romantic novels?
ABSOLUTELY NOT. (Yes).
17. Fruitloops or cocopops?
18. Would you eat a live spider for one million dollars?
How big is it?
19. Are you a heavy drinker?
20. Would you forgive someone for cheating?
No. Unless it was at cards.
Then still no, probably.
21. Are you superstitious?
22. Have you seen A Clockwork Orange?
23. Do you like to read?
24. Are you easily distressed?
The MOST easily. God, Varenka and I live in a constant state of fear and anxiety about life and the universe and everything.
25. Do you believe in aliens?
Abstractly, yeah. But not aggressively.
26. If you were the last person alive besides one other person you get to chose, who would it be?
Wouldn’t you like to know.
Actually, that’s a terrible question.
Everyone else is dead except you and one other person you get to save.
HAVE FUN WITH THAT GUILT.
27. Dogs or cats?
Dogs. No contest.
28. Are you a grumpy person?
I don’t know. Maybe? I hope not. I don’t think so? Oh goodness, am I?
See? Just like that.
29. What’s something you hate?
When my fingers are dirty and I don’t have access to a sink.
30. Are you a worry wart?
I am after that stupid grumpy person question!
31. Do you like having your picture taken?
I hate to admit it, but yeah, I’m a camera hog.
32. Do you like cotton candy?
33. Would you ever use a dating site?
I have. It was… a situation.
34. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes. Totally yes. My house is like wicked haunted.
35. Rap or pop?
36. What’s the weirdest flavor of ice cream you’ve tried?
Basil, drizzled in balsamic vinegar. I died.
Not literally, obviously.
37. Do you like math?
God, this survey is long.
38. Are you the type of person to laugh at others misfortune?
39. Love or lust?
40. Do you remember lyrics easily?
Yes. Sometimes. Not really, no.
41. What was/is your favorite school subject?
I had to come up with a video game concept and design a website for it. I spent a week drawing bears.
42: Do you like tattoos?
43. Are you the type of person to lie?
No. Liars are terrible people.
44. Do you eat porridge for breakfast?
45. What music are you listening to right now?
Walk Off The Earth’s cover of Royals by Lorde.
46. Are you allergic to anything?
47. Do you like Lady Gaga?
48. What about Nick Minaj?
49. Do you like rainy days?
50. Last question, do you like pie?
…well, that was a waste.