8 Epic song lyrics.


Jenna Marbles, Youtube celebrity of sorts,  put out this brilliant video explaining what some of her favorite rap artists have taught her this year. (I would consider the video to be NSFW and rated R for language, but it’s brilliant.)

Inspired by her, I wanted to do my own list of lyrics from some of my favorite songs that I found to be a little strange… but nevertheless awesome.

1. Wonderboy by Tenacious D.

How ’bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away…
with mind bullets! That’s telekinesis, Kyle.

2. Canada’s Really Big by The Arrogant Worms.

Our mountains 
Are very pointy 
Our prairies are not 

3. LDN by Lily Allen

A fella looking dapper, but he’s sitting with a slapper
Then I see it’s a pimp and his crack whore

4. Foundations by Kate Nash

Then I’ll use that voice what you find annoyin’
And say something like
“intelligent input darlin’ why don’t you just have another beer then?”

5. Pregnant Women are Smug by Garfunkel and Oates

I can’t wait to hear someone say
“Don’t care if it’s brain dead
Don’t care if it’s limbless
If it has a penis”

6. Dental Care by Owl City

Golf and alcohol don’t mix
And that’s why I don’t drink and drive

7. Little Miss Pipedream by The Wombats

I think the postman intercepts everything I’m trying to send to you
Cause he’s infatuated and he’s the fulcrum between us two
And I can’t say I blame him cause I’d cheat a priest just to get to you

 8. Sheep Go to Heaven by Cake
What are your favorite song lyrics, internet?

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