Psychopath Spring Cleaning – part one.


Okay internet. I’ve been giving psychopaths a lot of slack for having weird things and whatnot. However, recently I’ve decided that I’ve been being a little hypocritical. So I decided to turn the tables on myself and see what weird things I’ve got, while in the process of cleaning my room.

I’m killing two birds with one stone. If I was a real psychopath, I might try to actually do that. But I’m not. It’s a metaphor.

Sheesh.

Let’s see what we’re starting off with.

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Okay. Not a great start, but not quite a hoarder yet. Take note that you can, in fact, see floor. Let’s see what else we’ve got.

1. Wine Bottle Flowers

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Alright. What is this? A wine bottle with fake black flowers in it and a fake rose glued to the front. That’s normal, right? People have flowers in their rooms all the time. This is decoration. Whatever. Moving on.

2. An Absurd Amount of Ties

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Wow I have of ties. Where the heck did  get these from? Why do I have them? I don’t even wear ties. I’ve never dated anyone who wore ties on a regular basis. Certainly not this many. I’m just going to assume I bought them for a project or something. That sounds right.

3. A Lot of Pictures of This Guy

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I don’t even know who this is. Who is this? Why do I have four pictures of him?

4. All This Stuff

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…I think I’m done for today.

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